Jamie Marks Is Dead (2014)

One's time would be better spent sorting and counting dirty socks from any given pile of laundry.

Fellow sensitive's will hate this. We did. Well, no. Hate is a strong word, for a film. But, we couldn't handle it very well. Eventually, we craved ensuing guffaws from ridiculous comedic sitcoms.

The sorrow doesn't end.

What's more annoying is that Jamie Marks is Dead has its own logic system. If an audience is privy to the nuances of said system, we might not feel the overwhelming burden of removing the remote control from under the cat's behind. She was sleeping, after all.

We tolerated this cinematic abortion until Francis manifests and wants retribution. Without the benefit of spoilers, this is all we can state at this time.

Yuck and ouch.

Directed by: Carter Smith

Produced by: Omri Bezalel, Hunter Gray, Jacob Jaffke, Alex Orlovsky

Written by: Christopher Barzak, Carter Smith

Starring: Cameron Monaghan, Morgan Saylor, Noah Silver

Genre: Drama

Rated: Not Rated

Release date: January 19, 2014 (US)

Tagline: How far would you go to be remembered?

Time: 101 Minutes

Vital Link: IMDb