Trainwreck (2015): Quotes

LeBron: What's the difference between Miami and Cleveland?  It's the same.
Aaron: You're right.  It's the same.

Dumpster Guy: Booze, pot, drug and a place to live.  Amy, you are the best!

Amy: Dad, just shut up

Amy (To The New Intern): Don't talk to me for two weeks.

Amy: Endless black friends.

Amy: I like the Cincinatti Thunder-Wizards.

Amy: I like the Long Island Mediums.  The Acorn Pine Cones. 

Amy: I prefer black people.

Amy: If I stay here, can we just sleep in a realistic position?

Amy: Okay, get ready.  Black friend.

Amy: Please don't be a dorm room. Please don't be a dorm room.

Amy: She's (Amy's Sister) mean as a dog.

Amy: The Fire Island Penguins.

Aaron: Can you show me pictures of your black friends on your phone?

Aaron: What did you say?  Did you say 'black people'?

Dianna:  Best way to grieve.  Don't do it.

Gordon: I don't like it when you don't talk to me for awhile.

Gordon: Monogamy isn't realistic.

Gordon: Norman, Babe Ruth was awful.

LeBron: ..Debbie, she didn't even tell you where she lived.

Directed by: Judd Apatow

Produced by:  Apatow Productions, Dentsu, Fuji Television Network

Written by: Amy Schumer

Starring: Bill Hader, Brie Larson, Amy Schumer

Genre: Comedy, Romance

Rated: R

Release date: July, 2015 (US)

Taglines: We all know one

Time: 125 Minutes