A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014): Quotes


Pastor: And that's just exactly what it says in that part of the Bible that applies to that situation.

Albert: Did he hear all that smart stuff I did?

Albert: Do you know (that) our pastor has shot 2 people?  Our pastor!

Albert: Hate can move mountains.

Albert: Hey, sorry I killed your husband.

Albert: ...I became convinced that prairie dogs could read my mind.

Albert: I got sheep stuff I got to do tomorrow anyway.

Albert: ...I suck at sheep.
A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

Albert: My bones are in really deep today.

Albert: They literally die from their own farts.

Albert: ...this is your lucky handkerchief.  It's sticky.

Albert: ...we should all just wear coffins as clothes.

Clinch: A man's wife will respect him.

Clinch (Holding a daisy): You and I have a problem.

Edward: Hey, dude, you really shouldn't drink and horse.

Edward: Oh, okay.  I'm gonna close the Bible now.

Foy: Stupidly expensive!

Anna: ...15-yr old spinsters...

Anna: How are you so blind with eyes that big?

Anna: ...I stuck a daisy in his ---hole...that's how much I like you.

Anna: There is something about connecting over mutual hatred that is just so much deeper than mutual love.

Anna: You can buy your girlfriend a brain.

Indian: How is it that you, an a--hole, has the power to speak our language?


Directed by: Seth MacFarlane

Produced by: Bluegrass Films, Fuzzy Door Productions, Media Rights Capital

Written by: Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild

Starring: Seth MacFarlane, Liam Neeson, Charlize Theron

Genre: Comedy, Western

Rated: R

Release date: May 29, 2014 (US)

Time: 116 Minutes

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