Pastor: And that's just exactly what it says in that part of the Bible that applies to that situation.
Albert: Did he hear all that smart stuff I did?
Albert: Do you know (that) our pastor has shot 2 people? Our pastor!
Albert: Hate can move mountains.
Albert: Hey, sorry I killed your husband.
Albert: ...I became convinced that prairie dogs could read my mind.
Albert: I got sheep stuff I got to do tomorrow anyway.
Albert: ...I suck at sheep.
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Albert: My bones are in really deep today.
Albert: They literally die from their own farts.
Albert: ...this is your lucky handkerchief. It's sticky.
Albert: ...we should all just wear coffins as clothes.
Clinch: A man's wife will respect him.
Clinch (Holding a daisy): You and I have a problem.
Edward: Hey, dude, you really shouldn't drink and horse.
Edward: Oh, okay. I'm gonna close the Bible now.
Foy: Stupidly expensive!
Anna: ...15-yr old spinsters...
Anna: How are you so blind with eyes that big?
Anna: ...I stuck a daisy in his ---hole...that's how much I like you.
Anna: There is something about connecting over mutual hatred that is just so much deeper than mutual love.
Anna: You can buy your girlfriend a brain.
Indian: How is it that you, an a--hole, has the power to speak our language?
Credits:
Directed by: Seth MacFarlane
Produced by: Bluegrass Films, Fuzzy Door Productions, Media Rights Capital
Written by: Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild
Starring: Seth MacFarlane, Liam Neeson, Charlize Theron
Genre: Comedy, Western
Rated: R
Release date: May 29, 2014 (US)
Time: 116 Minutes
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